Posted 44 minutes ago

teenagesoil:

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins christmas

Posted 1 hour ago

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

vinebox:

That one friend that be goin too far listening to music

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

Me applying for new jobs:

"Would you be willing to submit to a drug screening in the next 24 hours?"

Me:

Posted 6 hours ago

You could be the King but watch the Queen conquer 

Posted 6 hours ago

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

(Source: theofficialwalmart)

Posted 7 hours ago

fuck-yeah-feminist:

A brief instruction guide for all present and future politicians, to be used in any case involving the legislation of women’s bodies.

(Source: seulpeuninyeon)

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago
youngblackandvegan:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker



!!!!! So here for this!

youngblackandvegan:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

!!!!! So here for this!

(Source: fuckyeahrihanna)

Posted 11 hours ago

intimateaff3ction:

hacheload:

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

cherish him forever

Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 13 hours ago

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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Posted 14 hours ago

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo)