Posted 7 minutes ago

chasingplotswithyou:

troywagner:

Tim is really good at this new musical instrument.

congrats this has unleashed itself to parts outside the fandom

Posted 44 minutes ago
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androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

Posted 1 hour ago

officialjeffgoldblum:

emasculate:

teenbitch:

WHAT

i honestly love this more than anything in the world

i thought this was a joke but i googled it and it’s real

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xxpyrosomniacxx:

blackfemalejesus:

When I walk into a church, I only see paintings of white angels. Why?- Eartha Kitt 

where is this from?

It’s from a goddamn Axe body spray commercial-

Posted 4 hours ago

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  1. real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  2. movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  3. real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  4. movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  5. real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  6. movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  7. real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  8. movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
Posted 4 hours ago

paintedmischief:

im so fucking done

(Source: aimemente)

Posted 5 hours ago

letassi:

i cant stop fuckjng laughing

Posted 6 hours ago

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

(Source: hashitaka)

Posted 6 hours ago

mochacorgi:

"You going to share that?"

Posted 7 hours ago

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

Posted 7 hours ago

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

Posted 8 hours ago

airieka:

punhks:

destroyed-and-abandoned:

Abandoned tree house mansion in Florida by Drew Perlmutter

WHY WOULD YOU EVER ABANDON THIS I WOULD LIVE HERE FOREVER

Someone build me this pls😭

(Source: destroyed-and-abandoned)